Easy. Mom, I think something's wrong with me. Stream full episodes online & watch live Sundays at 8/7c! I'm supposed to talk to you about Rroposition 305. Oh, she's just upset 'cause I told her her brairs turning to mush. I forgot all about it. - Bart! " We don't just put people on TV. ##[Triumphant] [Homer] Yes! You look tired. Very nice, Janie. Oh, ain't no big deal. Oh, Kenny. BART But the flood's only knee-high! Your father. The best part was when the buildings fell down. LISA I've awakened in the future. MARGE Oh, it's so late! I'll get it in a second. What is she doir out there? Ooh, a tough question but a fair one. [Narrator] Man has always loved his buildings. Don't open it, Ralph. Hey, angel pie. - Please, young customers ignore the frozen gentleman, and return to your impulse buying. I used to share a bathroom with Frostillicus. That's right, sweetie. So all the Simpson women turn out okay. Announcer: And now, a Channel 6 editorial reply. Not according to any movie I've ever seen. P.S. Yea! Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis [Laughs] Thanks, Lisa. Dinner will be ready in three minutes. Now get outta here. Round Springfield is a Simpsons-adjacent podcast hosted by Allie Goertz and Julia Prescott where they interview writers, directors, showrunners, and voice-actors from the Simpsons-verse on their various paths to Springfield, failed pilots, other projects, and beyond. Uh, there it is. [Muffled] Come on, Lisa. [Laughs] I should write this down. [Announcer] And now, When Surgery Goes Wrong. But you run it, right? Lisa is in the kitchen. All Simpsons start to lose their smarts around your age. - Grampa! - [Clatter] - Ah! Elementary School Musical "Elementary School Musical" is the first episode and season premiere of Season 22. Meanwhile, Apu discovers Jasper Beardly frozen in his freezer, and turns the Kwik-E-Mart into a tourist's trap. Maybe I can't concentrate because of all your cooties! » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons 09x17 - Lisa the Simpson. Well, does it hurt when you go like this? 3F03 Lisa The Vegetarian (19 Quotes) 3F04 Treehouse Of Horror VI 3F05 King-Size Homer (14 Quotes) 3F06 Mother Simpson 3F07 Marge Be Not Proud (17 Quotes) 3F08 Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming (11 Quotes) 3F09 Two Bad Neighbors (26 Quotes) 3F10 Team Homer (12 Quotes) 3F11 Scenes From Class Struggle In Spring.. 3F12 Bart The Fink 3F13 Lisa The Iconoclast No apology! Lisa's in class bemoaning her problem. " A like sitting on the microwave? You probably should have researched this first, eh, Dad? Storyline Homer loses much of Lisa's respect for him after he botches the task of getting her a saxophone reed she needs for a talent show. Moochir war widows. The Simpsons 9F02 - Lisa the Beauty Queen Episode Script. Cowgirl: Howdy, pardners! Well, does it hurt when you go like this? She's right. BART Whoa, cool, God is so in your face! With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. - [Crowd Murmurs] The label vanished many years ago. There is a note. Good glavin. Your tomato soup is getting a skin on top. Uh, this is your second cousin Stanley. It first aired in the United States on the Fox network on December 16, 2001. Your brother's comir along nicely. But the crowd kept looking at me like I was using too many augmented ninths. This is crazy. Oh, no! Let's go. Lisa chases the train as it pulls away, then looks at the note. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Lisa_the_Simpson?oldid=154965. Have you ever wondered why fat parents have fat children or why Chinese parents have Chinese children? Is that you, Apu? Actually, it's not so much funny as it is long. If I were her, I'd be buying me a great big chocolate apology cake. [ Clears Throat ] Rise to vote, sir. Please, young customers... ignore the frozen gentleman, and return to your impulse buying. I play a millionaire at parties. Marge notices the time. The script has been signed by Dan Castellaneta (the voice of Homer Simpson), Yeardly Smith (Lisa Simpson) and Nancy Cartwright (Bart Simpson). That's not how you spell "dumbening". [Sighs] If you're suggesting I stayed up all night... trying to solve that childish puzzle... you're right. Dinner will be ready in three minutes. Hmm, Sounds like she's hitting a baby with a cat. Marge, get me your address book... four beers and my conversation hat. And it all started with the dancing shoes you bought me. - Not finished, Lisa? With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. See the amazing frozen man. - Yea! Maybe people got hurt. For me, a script that really illustrates the power of this phenomenon is Moaning Lisa. Lisa, I think you'll really enjoy it here. D.N.A is God's recipe for making you. P.S. Unless, of course, they're replying to an editorial. Me and Frostillicus go back a long way. Santa's Little Helper comes bounding up to Lisa, but when she smiles, the dog runs away scared. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. - You get it after you leave. Marvel at the floor that just won't come clean! For reasons beyond my control, I will soon become vapid, sluggish and slow-witted. Come look. [Beeping] To pass the time, please enjoy this novelty pen. [McClure Narrating] Have you ever wondered why fat parents have fat children... or why Chinese parents have Chinese children? 20? That's just foolishness! By gum, it worked. Ronaldo! Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Season 23’s “Lisa Goes Gaga” is one of The Simpsons ’ most despised episodes; the writers used Lady Gaga in the laziest way. Join your family. This is terrible at best. We already bought us a stained glass bathrobe and the world's fattest racehorse. Told you. Easy does it now. Homer, your daughter is pouring her heart out. It's cute. Now get outta here. Dear Log: My worst fears have been confirmed. Judge: Lisa Simpson, you are charged with destruction of an historic curiosity - a misdemeanor. Wait. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); [Narrator] Man has always loved his buildings. Simpsons episode scripts Since The Simpsons is one of the most quoted shows in television history, this section is a godsend to all Simpsons freaks. It's damn near irresistible. Fine. Just because you and Dad and Bart went downill... doesn't mean it's gonna happen to me. I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes. [Clears Throat] Little girl likes her brain. Except this stupid braintea- [Gasps] I got it! The Simpsons is an American adult animated sitcom created by Matt Groening for the Fox Broadcasting Company. You didn't ask everybody. Suppression of Green Energy In the 582nd episode of "The Simpsons," Lisa invents a car powered by solar energy to race in the Alternative Energy Derby, only for … Transcripts » TV Show Transcripts » S » The Simpsons Script view. Lisa: (working as the judge in "Simpson Family Court") Now up, the case of Simpson v. Simpson. While you still can. Room for one more. Oh, this is the worst thing that could ever happen to us! [Yawns] Why bother? But what happens when the buildings say, "No more"? Lisa looks worried. I'll dance on her grave. Please alter my pants as fashion dictates." It's so luminous and vibrant! All Simpsons start to lose their smarts around your age. [Sighs] If you're suggesting I stayed up all night trying to solve that childish puzzle you're right. I'm afraid you're stuck with your genes, Lisa. Why didn't you tell me? Lisa smacks the chop out of Bart's hand and into Homer's mouth. Everybody hates birds, right? Fine, fine. [Gasps] The project. You have to if you want to be an architect. [Gasps] Oh, my goodness! Lisa! Go away. I don't even like him. Let her speak. No, no, no. SEQ 3 – EXT/NUIT Krustylu Studio [Une banderole est déroulée à l'entrée et indique : « Ce soir, 4000e Krusty Show ». It says, "Show me your tie." And it's nothing to be ashamed of. Lisa the Skeptic “It looks like a human skeleton, but these other bones almost look like wings.” Lisa Simpson “You mean like an angel!” Ned Flanders "Lisa the Skeptic" is the eighth episode of Season 9. Lisa sponsors an orphan in Brazil, and when he goes missing she convinces the family to go to Brazil to find him. Um, I shoot birds at the airport. Ow! Lisa (when Ralph shows up at the Simpson house) Just make up some excuse! Your Honor, over the coming weeks and months... we intend to prove Lisa Simpson willfully destroyed-There's the angel! He's like a frozen father to me. While some episodes of The Simpsons are focused on the entire family and others use social commentary to tell stories as opposed to character, the majority of the show’s installments focus on one member of the Simpson family, from “Homer’s Enemy” to “Bart on the Road.” One of The Simpsons’ most unique characters is the politically active middle child, Lisa Simpson. In the Simpson living room, the family are watching this great film. Upon arrival in Cypress Creek, what really grabs Lisa’s attention is all the … So please, I beg you, don't take your brain for granted. <-- Back to List of Shows Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be highlighted in red. This means I'm gonna be a failure? Are ya tired, Lisa? marks an episode with not enough content. Shows that have pages created for all episodes, but are not fully formatted, will be highlighted in light blue. You have to if you want to be an architect. We're watching the TV. I had one last week. Lisa! Now we need your Ice Man. [Groaning] Wesley, get mama's pryir bar. This is a convenience store... not a freak show. [Both Growling] So I'm not doomed! Lisa: Dearest Log: I am me again! Marvel at the floor that just won't come clean! I figure if you've got something special to say... you have to share it with the world. (runs to hide) Homer: (answering the door) She's in the can. (impatiently) The mirror! T'es tombée dedans ? I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes. Makeup. Condition:--not specified. So please, I beg you, don't take your brain for granted. After getting food poisoning from eating Kwik-E-Mart food, Homer gets Apu fired, and Apu comes to stay with the Simpsons. - Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers. Lisa smacks the chop out of Bart's hand and into Homer's mouth. Oh, napkin. LISA But Dad, don't you think--HOMER Ah-ah! [sits beside her] I guess my little yearbook stunt was pretty rough but it did teach you a lesson. In the episode, Lisa writes an essay on Springfield founder Jebediah Springfield for the town's bicentennial. - Better. I wanna rent us up some movies. Lisa Simpson, you are charged... with destruction of an historic curiosity- a misdemeanor. - No. [End of Act One. I'm ten times the Krusty fan you are. Lisa: Dear Log: My worst fears have been confirmed, I've hit my mental and creative peak at the tender age of eight, what will my life be like after I descend into mediocrity? " The Web's largest and most comprehensive scripts resource. Wolfe gives it to her. Bart: Do you think it was appropriate to bet against your son's little-league team? I'm Chief of Complicated Surgery at the lnvasiCare Clinic. [Scratching] - [School Bell Rings] - [Cheering] Okay, let's see. Look at the interplay of light and shadow. - What way, angel pie? Told you. [Ralph sings Fox signature and the pictures panoramas to the moon where a spaceship lands and Scratchy comes out.] Some things man is not meant to know. Or Regional Sales Coordinator for the third largest distributor of bunk and trundle beds. Somebody's gotta set that girl straight and I know how to do it. Like numerous preceding episodes, "My Sister, My Sitter" deals with the relationship between Bart and Lisa. Ah, well, Sanjay. Lisa insulted us, Mom. While there, Homer is kidnapped. Then will you turn this projector on for me? Her clothes are coming off! "I have frozen myself so I may live to see the wonders of the future. s31e12 - The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson. - What about you? N. Written by Mike Reiss & Al Jean as a part of the show's first season, the episode dates back to when the series had an imperative to, in addition to lampoon current events, establish meaningful relationships within the Simpson family. Apu: Oh, it looks like somebody's "Havgen Dazs" ice cream. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on February 18, 1996. You get it after you leave. Oh, no. Beauty is all around us, and not just in pageants and parlors. Go ahead, Chet. [Whimpers] Well, you look pretty successful. For your information, none of your business. But it doesn't mean you can't live a long and pointless life. Um, I'm looking for something in an after-dinner burrito. Yes. [Whimpering] - [Kids Crying] - Quit it! It seems that there was this- Whoo! But you're suffering. Ralph gets dizzy from the tar fumes while reshingling the Simpsons roof, as Homer supervises from his hammock down below. Well, we better leave him in there. The parade, she starts. [Rod And Todd Reading] "Show me your"- - Hey! Where is that elderly old man? - Would you like to see it again? Whoo! Or an environmental lawyer. It's a piece of a cow. Your tomato soup is getting a skin on top. Let's go out for some frosty swirls. [Laughing] [Cheering] [Homer] I didn't think it was gonna fall over. He's got a lob but I don't hear a dob. No snacks. Uh- Uh- - Want a hint? It's damn near irresistible. Then the Simpson genes kicked in. I've hit my mental and creative peak at the tender age of eight. - Hey! Not until he admits he's a jerk! Hey, who unplugged my freezer? For reasons beyond my control, I will soon become vapid, sluggish and slow-witted. I wanted Audie Murphy! It's the kind John Glenn eats when he's not in space. Right. Lisa, it's me, Daddy. Directed by Mark Kirkland. - [Clank] - [Laughing] Oh. But I have something more important to say. You didn't ask everybody. Bart enters] Bart: Hey Lis. Lisa rolls her eyes. 3F03 Lisa The Vegetarian (19 Quotes) 3F04 Treehouse Of Horror VI 3F05 King-Size Homer (14 Quotes) 3F06 Mother Simpson 3F07 Marge Be Not Proud (17 Quotes) 3F08 Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming (11 Quotes) 3F09 Two Bad Neighbors (26 Quotes) 3F10 Team Homer (12 Quotes) 3F11 Scenes From Class Struggle In Spring.. 3F12 Bart The Fink 3F13 Lisa The Iconoclast 08/17/98 17:46 ♪[Chorus Singing] [Tires Screeching] ... My name is Lisa Simpson. It can't just be a bad day. Homer buys Lisa a pony that the family can ill afford. You have to listen to the notes she's not playing. Back at home, Marge comforts Lisa. - Hey, I am too. You're lucky he's still alive. [Itchy harms Scratchy with an American flag, laughs and crazy his helmet. Unless, of course, they're replying to an editorial. Men. The head of the Simpson family, Homer, is not a typical family man. Lisa Simpson from The Simpsons has long been the most openly musical of her family, with her saxophone providing her a great deal of comfort over the years. Boy, seeing that stomach surgery made me hungry. [Chuckles] Hey, you know who would love this? [Scatting Off-key] Darn it! No Interest if paid in full in 6 mo on $99+Opens in a new window or tab* No Interest if paid in full in 6 months on $99+. Maybe I can't concentrate because of all your cooties! It's not Prince's names. Not according to any movie I've ever seen. F.D. "I have frozen myself so I may live to see the wonders of the future. What about the women? Where is that elderly old man? Let the opening statements commence. Any new palindromes? In fact, I got a real funny story about that. What do you do, "Dr. Simpson"? Whereas golden-age episodes would come up with an inventive reason for a celebrity to come to town, Lady Gaga just arrives in Springfield to teach Lisa the meaning of happiness. Price: US $124.99. Oh. It's a bit of a mystery, yes. [Lisa is eating in the kitchen and Marge is in the background. Elle a l'air triste. Soon, the arts and literature I love will be replaced... by talk radio and vulgar mud flaps. Because your father has a big surprise for you. In Season 8, a similar episode called "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson" was made where Bart goes to military school. Marge, we need No snacks. So wait a minute. Soon, the arts and literature I love will be replaced by talk radio and vulgar mud flaps. Ha. Then the Simpson genes kicked in. Son, I represent a group of oil tycoons who make foolish purchases. That's not how you spell "dumbening.". Lisa, the whole reason we have elected officials is … I'm strongly opposed to Proposition, uh, 305! Oh! [Scoffs] I can do that at home. Apr 1, 2017 - Typed script of “Lisa the Beauty Queen.” The Simpsons, March 27, 1992. If you would just apologize to Louie, you could get your hair cut the way you want. The defective Simpson gene is on the "Y" chromosome, so only men are affected. And please don't deprive yourself of wonderful books like To Kill a Mockingbird, Harriet the Spy and Yertle the Turtle possibly the best book ever written on the subject of turtle stacking. Champion of the world! - What? Uh, I am! My cake fell. 1 Opening sequence 2 The Shinning 3 Time and Punishment 4 Nightmare Cafeteria (Marge comes out from behind a curtain) Marge: Hello, once again. You can find it in the swirl of galaxies... or the swirl in the center of a sunflower. La famille Simpson ainsi que d'autres personnes font la queue pour rentrer dans le studio d'enregistrement de l'émission de Krusty] Back when he was your age, he was smart as a chimp. I had one last week. I think the film should answer all your questions. A great memorable quote from the The Simpsons movie on Quotes.net - Homer: Well, there's not a bear in sight. It's a pig! Some of us are still trying to solve it. Homer: Um, I'm looking for something in an after-dinner burrito. We don't just put people on TV. Also gaze at the Frito found in a bag of Doritos. Hmm. Lisa, it's me, Daddy. Hey! It's called lice. Lisa cackles evilly, then smashes the mirror. In fine condition. [Chuckling] - [Door Dings] - Hi, frozen body. Your brother's comir along nicely. [ Clears Throat ] Rise to vote, sir. I just got to- [Grunts] There. No, no, no. She's got that right. I tried to write. LISA The mirror. Look at Bart's homework. Yeardley Smith Signed Autograph THE SIMPSONS Bart Vs Australia Script Lisa COA. The defective Simpson gene is on the "Y" chromosome, so only men are affected. For your information, none of your business. You'll have it in 45 seconds, sir. I've got to find out more. And now, with an editorial reply, here's a small girl. [All Three Groaning] If she started dinner three minutes earlier, we wouldn't be in this mess. This freezer is an attractive nuisance. Whoa! Itchy travels back to Earth with Scratchy space-rocket. Aw, they just came for the buffalo wings. How 'bout you, Lisa? You take a dash of Dad, a pinch of Mom then we bake for nine months, and- Mmm, that's good Billy. [Carnival] - Behold the can of mystery! Oh, no! This is crazy. [Yawns] Why bother? No. - That's right. And a spring for his curly tail. Lisa: Dear Log: Can it be true? Not until he admits he's a jerk! Good use of pipe cleaners, Becky. It's the best friend you'll ever have. If you would just apologize to Louie, you could get your hair cut the way you want. [Dr. Hibbert Laughing] So you're worried about your genes, huh? Return to your state of living death at once, sir. Baldness too. I'm trying to get fired. You know, on account of the Simpson gene. Treasure, dog food? MARGE Honey, you look fine. That's a good idea. Oh, thanks, honey. Just because you and Dad and Bart went downill doesn't mean it's gonna happen to me. [Gasps] The project. Oh, thanks, honey. Come on. Aw, they just came for the buffalo wings. Bart: Oh it isn't fair. This is your great-uncle Chet. Lisa Simpson is often regarded as the smartest member of the Simpson family, and the one with the most good in her heart. And I ran out of butter, so I had to spray the English muffins with PAM. - Well, I'll show ya. To pass the time, please enjoy this novelty pen. -- Homer, on Bart failing to be elected class president, ``Lisa's Substitute'' Lisa is … I'm surprised at you, Lisa. Look at the interplay of light and shadow. Why would I want to look at a pen with a-[Gasps] Oh, no! Back at home, Marge comforts Lisa. "Hey! I burned the roast. $1. - Just you. [Clears Throat] Little girl... likes her brain. In it, we see Lisa's face, with tongue sticking out, crudely pasted onto a cowgirl's body. What a time to be alive. They pieced it together from old shows, but it seems new to the trusting eyes of impressionable youth. [Whistling] Boy, seeing that stomach surgery made me hungry. I even have the Krusty home pregnancy test! - I don't wanna turn out that way. Homer: I didn't think it was gonna fall over. And please don't deprive yourself of wonderful books like... To Kill a Mockingbird, Harriet the Spy and Yertle the Turtle... possibly the best book ever written on the subject of turtle stacking. Marge enters (in reused footage from earlier episode] Marge:: How many times can you laugh at that cat getting hit by the moon? I'm sorry, little girl. We must relinquish the giddy glamour of show business... and return to the humble pleasures of the neighborhood shopkeeper. In fine condition. Very nice, Janie. I run an unsuccessful shrimp company. I'm afraid you're stuck with your genes, Lisa. Now you're swinging, honey. Did you get that brainteaser yet? You kids have to go to bed! Moving him now could kill him and tire us out. A nuclear-plant employee, he does his best to lead his family but often finds that they are leading him. - Oh, yeah. Lisa trudges upstairs. It's going to be destroyed, didn't you hear what that guy in the building said? Do all Simpsons go through a process of"dumbening"? Whoo! So, Lisa. Look at Bart's homework. Now, you know the agenda. Wait a minute, Homer. But in a larger sense, this trial will settle the age-old question of science versus religion. Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. - But those candy bars are all squished and melted. It's time to give my brain its last meal. LISA The mirror. Yeah. Maybe I should just give up now and settle into a mindless, happy stupor. I figure if you've got something special to say you have to share it with the world. [Moans] Look at this mess. It's an eraser with pushpins. Sure! - I'm finished. En fait, tout sur Lisa [Zoom sur Lisa qui reçoit son prix]. I mean, splendid. Maybe you're just a lousy cook. "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase" is the twenty-fourth episode of the eighth season of The Simpsons. - I'm supposed to talk to you about Rroposition 305. Yeah. Homer tape à la porte] Homer : Lisa. - Check it out! I'm surprised at you, Lisa. fun features >>> fanscripts Here you will find over fifty Simpsons fan scripts in .PDF format that have been sent to us over the years. It's no coincidence, it's because of D.N.A. - Moving him now could kill him and tire us out. - [Building Collapses] - [Homer And Bart Laughing, Cheering] - [Bart And Homer Whooping] - [Groans] Hey, Lise, wanna join us? (The Simpsons watch Homer's personalized movie for Lisa: "The Adventures of Lisa Simpson, Girl Cowboy". If I were her, I'd be buying me a great big chocolate apology cake. Somebody's gotta set that girl straight... and I know how to do it. Bart cries. Your father. [énervé] Lisa ! Dad and I always have a plan "B. Wait. Or Regional Sales Coordinator for the third largest distributor... of bunk and trundle beds. . It says, "Show me your tie. - [Cracking] [Jasper Moans] By gum, it worked. Oh, Kenny. If you've written a script and would like to see it on this page, feel free to e-mail it to us.Also, for nearly instant feedback, you can post your fan fiction in the "Itchy & Scratchy Studios" section of our forums. That's my chop!" But if you look at the clues, you can figure it out. Palindromes, anagrams, eat Lisa's pie, then voting. [Gulping, Chewing] - Pretty neat, huh? Hi, I'm Troy McClure. [Laughs] Oink, oink, oink. Remember there's nothing that says you can't be a Simpson and a success. Hibbert Laughing] So you're worried about your genes, huh? Hey, yeah. Lisa's in class bemoaning her problem. Isn't there any way I can change my D.N. Scratchy: We come in peace for cats and mice everywhere. [Door Dings] Son, I represent a group of oil tycoons who make foolish purchases. 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